Saw this ‘Irrational Element Table’ just now and it made the iced tea come up my nose!
The Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense!
For the full interactive version, click here!
I love nerd humour!
Thanks to the amazing Crispian Jago for this gem.
Posted in Humour, Music, Nerds, Parody, Physics, Research, Science, Thoughts, tagged Elements, Fun, Funny, Humor, Humour, Irrational Elements, Nerd Humor, Periodic Table, Pop-Culture, science on August 19, 2014| 1 Comment »
Saw this ‘Irrational Element Table’ just now and it made the iced tea come up my nose!
The Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense!
For the full interactive version, click here!
I love nerd humour!
Thanks to the amazing Crispian Jago for this gem.
Posted in Botany, Environment, Goth, Nature, Photography, Photos, Thoughts, Trees, tagged Botany, Britain, Dartmoor, England, Environment, Musings, My Life, Nature, Photography, Photos, Thoughts, Travel, Trees, Wistman's Wood on March 26, 2014| Leave a Comment »
Words & Images by Duncan George
If you close your eyes and imagine a wood in a dark fairy tale, what do you see, smell and hear?
In your minds eye do twisted and sinister trees thick with moss and lichens form anthropomorphic shapes in billowing fog? Underfoot do you struggle for grip on treacherous granite boulders? Perhaps a far off stream provides an aural accompaniment with the the odd and inexplicable crack of a twig sounding ominously close. Does a dank earthy smell pervade the air?
Just to bring you back to reality, such woods do actually exist and not (just) in Transylvania or some far flung part of Asia but in the UK. On Dartmoor there are three remote high moorland copses of stunted oaks. I think there may be more in Cumbria. The one I have visited on Dartmoor many times is the best known, Wistman’s Wood. The name Wistman’s is thought to derive from wisht-man meaning haunted or pixie-led. The site is believed to have a human involvement dating back to Druid times. When seen in thick fog, in the half light of dawn or dusk it’s easy to see why much folklore and tales of the supernatural surrounds the place.
It is a fantastic location for art and photography. One of the aspects I like about it is, off-season when I tend to visit, it feels so remote. All the shots in this blog post were taken on Friday morning last week (Nov 2012) and the only other person I saw there (which is unusual in itself, normally I don’t see anyone) was an artist taking photographs to act as as a sketchbook.
Although Wistman’s isn’t hard to get to in the way that remote Scottish mountains are for example it’s still a challenging drive and hike on Dartmoor in thick fog. Twice out on the moor with visibility down to 2 metres or so I’ve lost my bearings completely and had to use a compass to reorient myself (not something I ever had to do in my previous career in media!). Normally one could rely on the sound of the West Dart River as a guide but fog deadens sound. It’s easy to understand how people can get into trouble in an environment which can quickly switch from benign to malevolent.
What draws me to the wood is the magical feel of the place. The trees whilst quite small in comparison to normal oaks are fantastically contorted with a myriad of branches, each one being completely unique. Of course every tree is unique but here whilst they share the same genealogy each looks as though penned by a different artist . Furthermore they don’t resemble those in ‘normal’ and more uniform woods and forests. Wistman’s is located on a hillside strewn with boulders and both trees and granite are coated in a carpet of moss. Some of the trees are draped in lichens as though dressed for Christmas. I’ve never seen lichens so resplendent in any other location. It used to be said that it was alive with adders although thankfully I haven’t seen any. It would be unfortunate to say the least if I set my camera down on a nest.
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All text and photos copyright Duncan George.
To see more of this gentleman’s amazing photography, I urge you to go check out his website. You will not be disappointed!
Posted in Blog, Blogging, Cooking, Fashion, Japan - Japanese, Kosher, Musings, My Life, Photography, Photos, Samurai, Style, Thoughts, Writing, tagged Blog, Bloggers, blogging, Fashion, Kosher Samurai, Photography, Photos, Style, Vampyre Fangs, Writing on February 13, 2014| 2 Comments »
This is my 400th blog post here at Kosher Samurai!
My first post was on May 18, 2011.
I’ve been having a great time ever since writing and putting up my thoughts, ideas, musings, etc.
Check out my ‘sister blog,’ Vampyre Fangs!
And here is a shameless plug for my Twitter experiment, a journal entry style post apocalyptic novel, The Great Dead North.
I hope you enjoy reading my stuff as much as I love writing it.
Until my next post, thank you for reading my blog.
Posted in My Life, The South, Thoughts, Travel, Why I Love, tagged Confederacy, Dixie, Dixie Envy, Musings, My Life, Southern Culture, The South, Thoughts, Travel on February 5, 2014| Leave a Comment »
(Blue Ridge Mountains Sunset – Image credit: Dave Allen)
In my Twitter novel, The Great Dead North, two characters (the Narrator “Me” and his wife, “Callie-Ann” [aka Cally] from Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina) have the following exchange one morning…
Me: I take it with that bat-like hearing of yours, you heard me & Shara talking. Cally: I did. Me: And? Cally: I married the best Dad ever!
Me: Thenk yew. Cally: Oh, please. Me: Not even close? Cally: Honey? When you try to talk Southern… it only makes you sound more Northern.
Me: If a couple moved to The South & had kids, would the kids be Southern? Cally: If a cat had kittens in the oven, would they be biscuits?
I sigh heavily. Callie-Ann grins. Cally: You got Dixie Envy, that’s what you got. Me: Dixie Envy? Cally: The clearest case I have ever seen.
Me: Any cure? Cally: Well, marrying me & putting a bun in my oven is definitely a step in the right direction, I can tell you that right now
It’s kinda like a similarly-phrased concept in Freudian psychoanalysis which, in contemporary culture, sometimes refers inexactly or metaphorically to women who are presumed to wish they were men (or at least have their equipment).
I’ve gone on at some length as to why I love The South and I think it is fair to say that what spurs that love on is, in part, Dixie Envy.
It’s been a good many years since I was way down yonder in the land of cotton.
I wish I was in Dixie.
I miss it.
I love it.
I envy it.
Posted in Musings, My Life, Thoughts, Writing, tagged English, Grammar, Language, Musings, My Life, Thoughts, Writing on November 20, 2013| 3 Comments »
English is not an easy language.
Having said that, while English is not my first language (Italian is), I am glad I was born and raised in an English speaking country.
I would hate to have to learn English coming from another country and language.
My mother did it and I really admire her for it. Well done, Ma!
My daughter teaches English in Israel, and manages the Netanya learning centre for Wall Street English. I don’t know how her students master English and not go crazy.
Posted in Blogging, Modern Culture, Musings, My Life, Nerds, Personal Observations, Rants, Thoughts, Writing, tagged blogging, English, English Grammar, Fashion, Fun, Funny, Goth, Grammar, Humor, Modern Culture, Musings, My Life, Nerds, Personal Observations, preppy, Rants, Style, They're Their There, Thoughts, Writing on November 15, 2013| Leave a Comment »
There, Their, They’re…
Why is this so hard, people!?
I mean really!
But use them properly… and I just melt!
Posted in Bacon, Cooking, Food, Health, Humour, Musings, My Life, Personal Observations, Recipes, The South, Thoughts, tagged Bacon, cooking, Food, Fun, Funny, Health, Humor, Musings, My Life, Opinions, Personal Observations, Photography, Photos, Recipes, The South, Thoughts on November 8, 2013| Leave a Comment »
Here we are again.
The American and Canadian obsession with bacon!
Now that Halloween is over…
And with American Thanksgiving and Christmas on the horizon…
The popular imagination turns to thoughts of ham…
And more specifically… bacon.
The thought of a world without bacon gives some people the heebie-jeebies!
Some people try to pit bacon against wealth.
Some people try to mix bacon with other physical pleasures!
And some people try a fusion of bacon and Art.
Many history buffs do not ignore bacon’s glorious past.
Some people have gone so far as to threaten roughhousing at the thought of having their bacon burgled.
And then, there are the hopeless romantics.
Those of us with a fondness for and/or an attachment to The South have our own way to put a cultural spin on things.
And to some, thoughts of bacon are as ingrained as thoughts of sex
So whether you like your pig candy as a bold fashion statement…
Or not…
… until next time, I will leave bacon where it best belongs…
On a plate, waiting to kill you.
Thanks a million to my readers and myriad alleged friends who continue to send me bacon-related photos, videos and articles.
I can only say… You’re all sick and need to seek good professional help! 🙂
Posted in Astronomy, Musings, Physics, Research, Science, Space, Stars, Thoughts, tagged Astronomy, Earth, Earth-Like Planets, Musings, Physics, Planets, Research, science, Space, Space Exploration, Stars, Thoughts on November 6, 2013| 3 Comments »
The geeks and nerdlings over at ScienceDaily.com have once again failed to disappoint!
Yes, boys and girls, we may not be the ‘one of a kind’ world we once thought!
It seems there are a whole bunch of Earth-size planets out there. And by ‘a whole bunch,’ I mean several tens of billions. That’s getting up there, for sure.
The article begins, “NASA’s Kepler space telescope, now crippled and its four-year mission at an end, nevertheless provided enough data to answer its main research question: How many of the 200 billion stars in our galaxy have potentially habitable planets?”
The article continues, “Based on a statistical analysis of all the Kepler observations, University of California, Berkeley, and University of Hawaii, Manoa, astronomers now estimate that one in five stars like the sun have planets about the size of Earth and a surface temperature conducive to life. Given that about 20 percent of stars are sun-like, the researchers say, that amounts to several tens of billions of potentially habitable, Earth-size planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.”
Before we start jumping into our silver Flash Gordon outfits, let’s keep one thing in mind… Earth-size does not automatically mean habitable!!
(Credit: Petigura/UC Berkeley, Howard/UH-Manoa, Marcy/UC Berkeley)
The team cautioned that Earth-size planets in orbits about the size of Earth’s are not necessarily hospitable to life, even if they reside in the habitable zone around a star where the temperature is similar to that on our planet.
Yes, habitability is a fairly important factor when we’re talking about Earth-like planets. We have to take the Goldilocks Approach. Some are too hot, some are too cold… and some are just right!
“Some may have thick atmospheres, making it so hot at the surface that DNA-like molecules would not survive. Others may have rocky surfaces that could harbor liquid water suitable for living organisms,” Marcy said. “We don’t know what range of planet types and their environments are suitable for life.”
“The primary goal of the Kepler mission was to answer the question, ‘When you look up in the night sky, what fraction of the stars that you see have Earth-size planets at lukewarm temperatures so that water would not be frozen into ice or vaporized into steam, but remain a liquid, because liquid water is now understood to be the prerequisite for life?'” the researchers said. “Until now, no one knew exactly how common potentially habitable planets were around sun-like stars in the galaxy.”
A bit of a side-note here. Amazing scientists are usually lumped together and tagged with general labels like ‘scientists,’ ‘researchers,’ ‘the team’ or, my personal favourite, ‘the study says.’
Let’s take a minute to give credit where credit is most certainly due.
These really smart and hard-working men, will publish their analysis and findings this week in the online early edition of the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
Well done, gentlemen. Well done.
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Journal Reference:
Erik A. Petigura, Andrew W. Howard, and Geoffrey W. Marcy.
Prevalence of Earth-size planets orbiting Sun-like stars.
PNAS, November 4, 2013 DOI: 10.1073/pnas.1319909110
Posted in Fashion, Goth, History, Lifestyle, Musings, Opinion, Photography, Photos, Society, Style, Thoughts, Women, tagged Bustles, Fashion, Musings, Opinion, Style, Thoughts, Victorian on October 25, 2013| 10 Comments »
Every once in a while, fashion – like art, music, food, children and other aspects of one’s life – goes through an unfortunate phase.
One such phase occurred in the 19th century.
The bustle.
I’m not sure if this fashion tort will ever again inflict its beasty society upon right-thinking members of society.
We cannot, however, become too complacent about this issue.
Our watchword must be, “Ceaseless Vigilance!”