Sitting at the Dock of the Bacon!
Here we are again.
The American and Canadian obsession with bacon!
Now that Halloween is over…
The popular imagination turns to thoughts of ham…
And more specifically… bacon.
The thought of a world without bacon gives some people the heebie-jeebies!
Some people try to pit bacon against wealth.
Some people try to mix bacon with other physical pleasures!
And some people try a fusion of bacon and Art.
Many history buffs do not ignore bacon’s glorious past.
Some people have gone so far as to threaten roughhousing at the thought of having their bacon burgled.
And then, there are the hopeless romantics.
Those of us with a fondness for and/or an attachment to The South have our own way to put a cultural spin on things.
And to some, thoughts of bacon are as ingrained as thoughts of sex
So whether you like your pig candy as a bold fashion statement…
… until next time, I will leave bacon where it best belongs…
On a plate, waiting to kill you.
Thanks a million to my readers and myriad alleged friends who continue to send me bacon-related photos, videos and articles.
I can only say… You’re all sick and need to seek good professional help! 🙂