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Bacon.

avocado(Bacon-wrapped avocado)

Yes. Bacon.

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Again.

bacon-opoly(Saw this at Bass Pro Shops – couldn’t resist!)

Sorry, boys and girls.

bun(Bacon as bun!)

I know it’s been an unconscionably long time since my last blog.

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I’ve been busy.

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Like ‘nuts’ busy.

coconut-bacon(Original? There’s more than one?)

Not to worry, though.

explosion(An explosion of bacon!)

I swore to myself that the first thing I would do…

first-aid(In case of emergency, administer bacon!)

Once I got back to the old blog site…
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(Because nothing says ‘birthday’ like bacon frosting!)

Was give you a bacon update!

garfield-bacon(Bacon has few fans as loyal as Garfield!)

And here it is.

house(Home sweet home!)

Just for you.

kosher-bacon-chips(Check out the bottom left corner. COR! It’s kosher!)

Enjoy.

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I’d say, “It’s good for you!”…

no-pig-bacon(Who’s behind this anarchist movement?)

But we all know I’d be toying with the truth.

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Just when you thought the end was near…

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And you’d given up all hope…

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More bacon photos!

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It gives life a sense of purpose.

jello(As far as I can tell, this is bacon/cheese jello)

OK, a few more.

weave-taco(Weave bacon taco!)

That bacon taco deserves another photo.

weave-choco-taco(Bacon taco with chocolate sauce and peanuts!)

I’ve been away for a while.

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And I have a lot of bacon photos!

spam(Bacon wrapped spam!)

And when I say, “a lot”…

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I mean “a lot!”

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 Bacon by any other Name would Smell as Sweet

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Yes, kiddie-winkers…

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Boys and girls…

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It’s time again to delve into my bacon fascination.

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For those new to these posts…

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I need to make something clear…

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I am not obsessed with bacon, per se.

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I am, however, fascinated by people’s obsession with bacon…

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And the myriad ways that obsession expresses itself.

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Here are but a few examples…

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Some more alarming than others!

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There seems to be no limit to how bacon can be inserted into people’s daily lives…

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As well as their tummies.

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The range of bacon uses is only limited…

bacon-lollipops-s(Saw these bacon lollipops sold at my local 7-11!)

By the imagination of  the bacon users…

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And, presumably, the pork marketing boards.

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They provide bacon lovers…

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And those of us who study them…

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Countless hours of harmless fun…

car(Wouldn’t this make the ideal bacon food cart?)

As bacon sits there…

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On a plate…

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Waiting to kill them.

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Have fun!

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And most of all…

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Enjoy!

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Thank you once again to the many friends & readers who have sent me bacon-related photos and suggestions.

I couldn’t have done it without you… or people very much like you.

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Wake up and smell the bacon!

You know it was just a matter of time before Oscar Meyer would come up with an app for this!

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As we say down in Arkansas, “Yew just cain’t make this stuff up!

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William Wallace…

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I’m paraphrasing somewhat…

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But not by much…

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He was talking about freedom…

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He was talking about Scotland…

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He was talking about ridding themselves from oppression…

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But he may as well have been talking about…

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Bacon!

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To some…

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Eating bacon is practically a constitutional right.

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To others…

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It’s practically a religion.

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Yes. It’s true. These people had a ‘bacon theme’ wedding.

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Why, do you ask? Well…

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It sounded like a really good way to tell the world they are committed to each other…

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And to bacon.

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Thanks, as always, to my friends and readers who send me bacon-related photos.
I couldn’t have done it without you. Or people very much like you.

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Sitting at the Dock of the Bacon!

Well, boys and girls… bacon-eggs

Here we are again.

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The American and Canadian obsession with bacon!

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Now that Halloween is over…

monster-bacon-loafAnd with American Thanksgiving and Christmas on the horizon…

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The  popular imagination turns to thoughts of ham…

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And more specifically… bacon.

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The thought of a world without bacon gives some people the heebie-jeebies!

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Some people try to pit bacon against wealth.

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Some people try to mix bacon with other physical pleasures!

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And some people try a fusion of bacon and Art.

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Many history buffs do not ignore bacon’s glorious past.

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Some people have gone so far as to threaten roughhousing at the thought of having their bacon burgled.

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And then, there are the hopeless romantics.

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Those of us with a fondness for and/or an attachment to The South have our own way to put a cultural spin on things.

chickenfried-bacon(Chicken fried bacon)

And to some, thoughts of bacon are as ingrained as thoughts of sex

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So whether you like your pig candy as a bold fashion statement

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Or not…

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… until next time, I will leave bacon where it best belongs…

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On a plate, waiting to kill you.

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Thanks a million to my readers and myriad alleged friends who continue to send me bacon-related photos, videos and articles.

I can only say… You’re all sick and need to seek good professional help! 🙂

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You had me at… Bacon!

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Some guys live by this motto. Others prefer to have it emblazoned on their tshirts.

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It is the fine jewelry of food.

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I wonder if Elisabeth Kübler-Ross felt the same way.

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Some people will wrap anything in bacon! Even french fries!

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The above is a photo sent to me by my dear friend Judy while on a recent visit to Los Angeles. Her first thought was “You have GOT to be kidding me!” Luckily, her second thought to take a photo  and email it to me! Judy says she actually bought one and that I need to come over to her place ASAP and get it before someone eats it!

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I know more than a few guys who feel this way!

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They are bacon black belts! Masters of Bacwondo!

Rules

They live according to a very strict bacon code.

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To them, bacon is not merely for breakfast. It is also a perfectly acceptable, even preferable, dessert.

bloody-mary(Bacon Bloody Mary!)

Or beverage!

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Anyone up for a pint?

scallops(Bacon-wrapped scallops. A non-kosher double-play!)

The bible calls male homosexual acts an abomination. It also says that pork is unclean and uses the same word (abomination) regarding shellfish but hey… let’s not get too nit-picky and technical here, ok?

survival-bacon(NB: Bacon is part of the kit of life!)

Bacon is an essential part of survival, even in the more extreme circumstances

survival-bfast(If you can survive this breakfast, you can survive anything!)

Speaking of survival, you wouldn’t want to face The Upcoming Zombie Apocalypse, Space Alien Invasion and/or Robot Uprising without a big (if not healthy) breakfast featuring that prince of foods… bacon!

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So until next time, boys and girls, keep your eyes and ears open and your tummy full… of bacon!

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Just don’t forget…

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bacon is trying to kill you.

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My most sincere thanks to my friends and readers who regularly supply me with bacon-related photos. Extra special thanks to Judith Rosenberg Charney for the photo of the Bacon-Flavored Milk Chocolate Dylan’s Candy Bar. Priceless! You’re the best, Judy!

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When Words Aren’t Enough…

Say It With Bacon!

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Thanks to the incredibly fantastic Judith Rosenberg Charney for this one!!

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