You see church message boards everywhere, each one trying to out-clever the next with cute sayings.
See what I mean?
Or something like this…
Plays on words. Puns. Cute sayings that will catch your eye when you drive by.
They’re everywhere. Some are groaners. Some bring a genuine smile to your lips.
Some even attempt some nerd humour.
Or try to be internet savvy.
And then… you get to The South!
Yeah, there’s a kind of plain-spoken directness to the messages some churches make down there.
Southerners tend not to mince words.
They kinda cut right to the chase, is what I’m trying to say.
To be sure, not all churches in The South put up messages like these ones.
It’s just that sometimes, it sure does seem like they do!