A recent headline caught my eye and broke my heart.
Yes, we’ve all seen the headlines. We’ve all watched, shocked to the point of being desensitized, night after night as the senseless violence is played out on the evening news and even in our own aquariums.
The complete disregard for societal norms. The culture of drugs and violence. The public spawning.
Now, I can already hear the Liberal Talking Heads carping from their perch on high. “Modern fish communities are not victims of reckless living, but of overfishing!”
Yes, I said ‘piffle’ and by gum I meant it!
These little sprats learn the game early. Skipping school and hanging out with the ‘flip-floppers’ and ‘reefers’. Going with the flow. Catching ‘a bit of sushi’ from the sad pathetic young females on the street corners. Next thing, its joining up with the Sharks or Barracudas. And all this happens long before they even hear the first sound of a Japanese or Norwegian trawler.
How many more bodies have to wash up on our doorsteps before we wake up and smell the mahi.
It’s sick. And it’s got to stop. 
 Let the puns begin!